Crash Test Dummies
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| Most nicknames created (49): John Vikre | ||
| Most rules correctly verified (3): Tom Fournier | ||
| Most 3rd outs in a game (4): Tim Dossa | ||
| Most incorrect interpretation of rules (9): Tom Fournier | ||
| Most ejections (1): Jeff Bal / John Abrena | ||
| Most ugly slides (10): John Lucero | ||
| Most missed cut-offs (50): Jeff Bal | ||
| Most grounders through the legs in the outfield (24): Jeff Bal | ||
| Most apologies for an error (10 - 1 to each player & 1 to a fan in the stands): Garth Rosenberger | ||
| Most negative motiviations to a pitcher (infinite): Tom Fournier | ||
| Most "take a walk and back it up with talk" (1): Alvin Jardin | ||
| Most serious about the game (Tie): Tom & Garth | ||
| Most innings missed due to the "runs" (1): Tim Dossa | ||
| Most strikeouts in a game (2): Alvin Jardin | ||
| Two team strikeouts "looking" in an inning: Gregg Morisaki and Rick Landeis | ||
| Get out twice in an inning, but score three times in the same inning: Gregg Morisaki | ||
| Most grounded into double plays in one game (3): Josh Aguilar | ||
| Lowest vowel-to-letters ratio in name (2/9): Chas Krzan | ||
| Lowest run total in a 7 inning game (1 twice: 9/20/07 & 9/15/11): Dummies - you know who you are | ||
| Most consecutive "Most Valuable Providers" (3): Ben Takahashi (2001) / John Abrena (2009) | ||
| Most times doubled-off in a game (3): Dan Hoff | ||
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Someone should recall the webmaster. This site hasn't been updated in months. No spring rolls for you! |
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How am I supposed to manage my Fantasy Softball team without any updated stats on the website? |
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This smashboard sux ass like Abrena. |
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Sure hope Abrena starts hitting...it sure is sobering when he is MVP...as in he fails to bring beer when he is MVP...as in what the hell is the point in playing ball without beer... |
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You guys blow chunks like Tom's dog. |
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New category = Most grounders missed in one game thru the wicket(2) |
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I think I own the consecutive MVP award. |
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I'm whipped...but I still dig porn. |
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"You gotta cut the ump some slack, he was having a rough night...plus he's kinda cute."
- commenting on the Abrena Incident - |
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That's right! UNDEFEATED!! Woo Ha! |
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I would hate to find the person posting these under my name (Geoff Brown). I would have to relegate them to catcher all season. |
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Not to state the obvious, Geoff Brown is the CTD's STD. I would hate to break our winning streak by having him use his STD medication...especially in time for the playoffs. |
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"Got Her!" --stated the umpire as Rick was doubled up on a line drive at first. |
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Not to state the obvious, but T.Fournier is a clubhouse cancer. I would hate to break our winning streak by bringing him back onto the field...especially in time for the playoffs. |
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Junior's had more through his legs than the Tri-Sigs at Ft. Lauderdale in March. |
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Your league is for pussies. The outfielders have it tougher than all. Get a good pitcher...one that doesn't masturbate so much.
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I feel like a born again virgin (not by choice). John,for the love of God, scrap the switch hitting and get me some action! |